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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2003 6:51 pm    Post subject: True Story... Reply with quote

Scientists at Roll Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, and military jets, all travelling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields. American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the American engineers. When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow. The horrified Yanks sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the British scientists for suggestions.
You're going to love this......

Rolls Royce responded with a one-line memo: "Defrost the chickens."

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2003 9:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi, Echo.
I'm from Obninsk city, Russia. I've heard absolutely the same fun story from my father. His friend worked at local factory, where thick shielded glass was produced, that was used even for spaceships!!! And the same experiment!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2003 10:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha thats funny! Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2003 4:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 10, 2003 7:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks Guitarist!!!! Your comment gives body and credibility to our little story Cool Laughing Very Happy

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