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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2003 2:01 pm    Post subject: THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS... Reply with quote

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN
1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was bilingual.
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK
1. He called everybody "brother".
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH
1. He went into his father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure he was God.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He worked in the building trades.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot.
3. He started a new religion.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN
1. He fed a crowd, at a moment's notice, when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do.

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