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PostPosted: Thu Oct 07, 2004 10:18 pm    Post subject: The Clown Chakra Reply with quote

THE CLOWN CHAKRA



The Clown Scientists have found that all our problems can be placed

under one heading: Seriousness. Seriousness is the leading cause of

everything from Cancer to Reincarnation. Scientists from the Clown

Academy have already discovered a new source of healing. It is a

psychic energy point located between the heart chakra and the throat

chakra.



It is called the Clown Chakra.



If people are feeling miserable, if they have financial problems, if

their relationship situation is the pits, if they are in ill health, if

they have a need to sue people, if they find fault with their brother,

then obviously, their Clown Chakra is closed. When this happens, the

scientists have observed under a high-powered microscope that the

cells of every organ display a sad face, and when the Clown Chakra is

open and functioning normally, the cells display a happy face.



The scientists realized that if a person is ill, it is because his

mind has projected guilt onto the cells of his body and has forced out

the love that is normally found within each cell of the body. The cells

are therefore saying, "I lack Love," or "ILL for short. The scientists

also discovered that all disease is due to the fact that the cells are

out of ease or dis-eased.



When the Clown Chakra is opened and working (or rather, playing)

properly, the psychic mechanism sucks up misery, pain, anger,

resentment, grievances, unhappiness, etc, and converts the energy

into tiny red heart-shaped balloons. The red heart-shaped balloons

contain Love and Joy. These balloons are directed to the dis-eased cell

or situation, and a happy face appears instantly. When the light enters

the darkness, the darkness is gone. Sometimes these red heart-shaped

balloons are called endorphins, due to the fact that when anyone

experiences them, the feeling of separation ends. They experience being

back home with All That Is and hence are no longer an orphan. This is

the well-known end-orphan (endorphin) effect.



So, if you think someone is attacking you, Clown Scientists recommend

that you visualize sending that person red heart-shaped balloons

filled with Love and Joy. Remember to keep your Clown Chakra open and

remember to laugh.



Seriousness causes reincarnation.



(written by John Morton)

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Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 07, 2004 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Precious.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 07, 2004 10:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 2:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

'Seriousness causes reincarnation'
Interesting concept...
Has anyone ever seen the 'laughing Christ' drawing..I think it's a pencil sketch, one of the most wonderful depictions of Jesus: it's as if he is looking at you and laughing uproariously at the funniest joke you ever told! It's really a great concept...that even as he faced death, he knew he was gonna defeat it.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 2:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

well they say that laughter is the best medicine! rofl
and that smiles are contagious Very Happy



i have never seen that drawing, but would love to.
sounds very interesting...
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 6:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's one of my favs....





Now, that's the Jesus I know... Wink

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Here 'tis: http://www.otoons.com/politics/images/jesus-laughing.jpg
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 6:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

...and, of course:




....now, that's the Buddha I know...
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 6:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ganesh was feeling a little left out.... Laughing




Now, that's at least one of the Ganesh's I know... Laughing


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 12:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

thank you Ben!!

i love the message that each of them send!

blessings,
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 7:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks for the picture of the laughing Christ...
That's the one I was thinking of....

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 7:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're welcome.

Actually, you turned your attention toward it and ZAP!

...there t'was!

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