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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:34 pm    Post subject: Psychedelic Santa! Reply with quote

The Psychedelic Secrets of Santa Claus
by Dana Larsen (18 Dec, 2003)

Modern Christmas traditions are based on ancient mushroom-using

Although most people see Christmas as a Christian holiday, most of the
symbols and icons we associate with Christmas celebrations are actually
derived from the shamanistic traditions of the tribal peoples of
pre-Christian Northern Europe.

The sacred mushroom of these people was the red and white amanita
muscaria mushroom, also known as "fly agaric." These mushrooms are now commonly seen in books of fairy tales, and are usually associated
with magic and fairies. This is because they contain potent hallucinogenic
compounds, and were used by ancient peoples for insight and
transcendental experiences.

Most of the major elements of the modern Christmas celebration, such as
Santa Claus, Christmas trees, magical reindeer and the giving of
gifts, are originally based upon the traditions surrounding the harvest
and consumption of these most sacred mushrooms.

The world tree

These ancient peoples, including the Lapps of modern-day Finland, and
the Koyak tribes of the central Russian steppes, believed in the
idea of a World Tree. The World Tree was seen as a kind of cosmic axis,
onto which the planes of the universe are fixed. The roots of the World
Tree stretch down into the underworld, its trunk is the "middle earth"
of everyday existence, and its branches reach upwards into the heavenly

The amanita muscaria mushrooms grow only under certain types of trees,
mostly firs and evergreens. The mushroom caps are the fruit of the
larger mycelium beneath the soil which exists in a symbiotic
relationship with the roots of the tree. To ancient people, these
mushrooms were literally "the fruit of the tree."

The North Star was also considered sacred, since all other stars in the
sky revolved around its fixed point. They associated this "Pole
Star" with the World Tree and the central axis of the universe. The top
of the World Tree touched the North Star, and the spirit of the shaman
would climb the metaphorical tree, thereby passing into the realm
of the gods. This is the true meaning of the star on top of the modern
Christmas tree, and also the reason that the super-shaman Santa
makes his home at the North Pole.

Reindeer games

The active ingredients of the amanita mushrooms are not metabolized by
the body, and so they remain active in the urine. In fact, it is
safer to drink the urine of one who has consumed the mushrooms than to
eat the mushrooms directly, as many of the toxic compounds are processed and eliminated on the first pass through the body.

It was common practice among ancient people to recycle the potent
effects of the mushroom by drinking each other's urine. The amanita's
ingredients can remain potent even after six passes through the human
body. Some scholars argue that this is the origin of the phrase
"to get pissed," as this urine-drinking activity preceded alcohol by thousands of years.

Reindeer were the sacred animals of these semi-nomadic people, as the
reindeer provided food, shelter, clothing and other necessities.
Reindeer are also fond of eating the amanita mushrooms; they will
seek them out, then prance about while under their influence. Often the
urine of tripped-out reindeer would be consumed for its psychedelic

This effect goes the other way too, as reindeer also enjoy the urine of
a human, especially one who has consumed the mushrooms. In fact,
reindeer will seek out human urine to drink, and some tribesmen carry
sealskin containers of their own collected piss, which they use to
attract stray reindeer back into the herd.

The effects of the amanita mushroom usually include sensations of size
distortion and flying. The feeling of flying could account for the
legends of flying reindeer, and legends of shamanic journeys included
stories of winged reindeer, transporting their riders up to the
highest branches of the World Tree.

Santa Claus, super shaman

Although the modern image of Santa Claus was created at least in part
by the advertising department of Coca-Cola, in truth his appearance,
clothing, mannerisms and companions all mark him as the reincarnation
of these ancient mushroom-gathering shamans.

One of the side effects of eating amanita mushrooms is that the skin
and facial features take on a flushed, ruddy glow. This is why Santa
is always shown with glowing red cheeks and nose. Even Santa's jolly
"Ho, ho, ho!" is the euphoric laugh of one who has indulged in the magic

Santa also dresses like a mushroom gatherer. When it was time to go out
and harvest the magical mushrooms, the ancient shamans would dress
much like Santa, wearing red and white fur-trimmed coats and long black

These peoples lived in dwellings made of birch and reindeer hide,
called "yurts." Somewhat similar to a teepee, the yurt's central
smokehole is often also used as an entrance. After gathering the
mushrooms from under the sacred trees where they appeared, the shamans would fill their sacks and return home. Climbing down the
chimney-entrances, they would share out the mushroom's gifts with those

The amanita mushroom needs to be dried before being consumed; the
drying process reduces the mushroom's toxicity while increasing its
potency. The shaman would guide the group in stringing the mushrooms
and hanging them around the hearth-fire to dry. This tradition is
echoed in the modern stringing of popcorn and other items.

The psychedelic journeys taken under the influence of the amanita were
also symbolized by a stick reaching up through the smokehole in
the top of the yurt. The smokehole was the portal where the spirit of the
shaman exited the physical plane.

Santa's famous magical journey, where his sleigh takes him around the
whole planet in a single night, is developed from the "heavenly
chariot," used by the gods from whom Santa and other shamanic figures
are descended. The chariot of Odin, Thor and even the Egyptian god
Osiris is now known as the Big Dipper, which circles around the
North Star in a 24-hour period.

In different versions of the ancient story, the chariot was pulled by
reindeer or horses. As the animals grow exhausted, their mingled
spit and blood falls to the ground, forming the amanita mushrooms.

St Nicholas and Old Nick

Saint Nicholas is a legendary figure who supposedly lived during the
fourth Century. His cult spread quickly and Nicholas became the
patron saint of many varied groups, including judges, pawnbrokers, criminals, merchants, sailors, bakers, travelers, the poor, and children.

Most religious historians agree that St Nicholas did not actually exist
as a real person, and was instead a Christianized version of earlier
Pagan gods. Nicholas' legends were mainly created out of stories
about the Teutonic god called Hold Nickar, known as Poseidon to the Greeks. This powerful sea god was known to gallop through the sky during
the winter solstice, granting boons to his worshippers below.

When the Catholic Church created the character of St Nicholas, they
took his name from "Nickar" and gave him Poseidon's title of "the
Sailor." There are thousands of churches named in St Nicholas' honor,
most of which were converted from temples to Poseidon and Hold Nickar.
(As the ancient pagan deities were demonized by the Christian church,
Hold Nickar's name also became associated with Satan, known as "Old

Local traditions were incorporated into the new Christian holidays to
make them more acceptable to the new converts. To these early
Christians, Saint Nicholas became a sort of "super-shaman" who was
overlaid upon their own shamanic cultural practices. Many images
of Saint Nicholas from these early times show him wearing red and white,
or standing in front of a red background with white spots, the design
of the amanita mushroom.

St Nicholas also adopted some of the qualities of the legendary
"Grandmother Befana" from Italy, who filled children's stockings with
gifts. Her shrine at Bari, Italy, became a shrine to St Nicholas.

Modern world, ancient traditions

Some psychologists have discussed the "cognitive dissonance" which
occurs when children are encouraged to believe in the literal existence
of Santa Claus, only to have their parents' lie revealed when they are
older. By so deceiving our children we rob them of a richer heritage,
for the actual origin of these ancient rituals is rooted deep in our
history and our collective unconscious. By better understanding
the truths within these popular celebrations, we can better understand
the modern world, and our place in it.

Mellow Xmas & a Hempy New Year, everyone!
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 27, 2003 8:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Check out this site for more about the Amanita Muscaria mushroom.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 27, 2003 9:44 pm    Post subject: hell yes Reply with quote

I'm feeling you Ganja cat , and Pepper (u already my boy) , for some more info on shaman & aminita mascaria check the news page at my site we did AM radio shows in Phila. about Legalization, and on the hemperor show and the show w/ Jack Herer & James Arthur we discuss the ties of christmas Confused and shaman's. it's archived at my site. Very Happy hempy new year to you too Exclamation
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