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PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2003 8:39 pm    Post subject: Phone call from God Reply with quote

http://www.conspiracypenpal.com/columns/mission.htm

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I received an odd phone call late last night. The fellow on the other end said he was God.

"The God?" I asked.

"Not just any god - yes, the God," He sighed.

Knowing that I had signed on to the national "Do Not Call" list, I figured this was somebody's attempt to make an end run and pitch life insurance...or maybe burial plots. But I played along.

"Sorry I haven’t been to church in a while."

"That’s ok," came the reply. "I never go myself. Too much sin for my taste. And hypocrisy...oh, don’t get me going."

There was a long, uncomfortable pause as I considered all those people going to church every Sunday. If only they knew.

"Edgar, I have a mission for you."

Here it comes, I thought. "Ok, I’ll bite – what do you want?"

"I need you to spread the word."

"The Word of God? You want me to spread the Word of God?" Maybe this is some new sort of evangelical Ponzi scheme, I thought. "You mean like Dial-a-Prayer? What's in it for you?"

"It's not what you're thinking," He said. "I want you to tell America the truth."

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 8:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That was interesting. Thanks for posting.

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