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PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2004 4:28 pm    Post subject: NOT THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES Reply with quote

Sung to the tune of the beverly hillbillies theme song... Enjoy. Very Happy

Peace


NOT THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES

> >Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy name Bush.
> >
> >His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush.
> >
> >He drank like a fish while he was drivin' all about.
> >
> >But that didn't matter 'cuz his daddy bailed him out.
> >
> >DUI, that is. Criminal record. Cover-up.
> >
> >
> >Well, the first thing you know little Georgie goes to
> Yale.
> >
> >He can't spell his name but they never let him fail.
> >
> >He spends all his time hangin' out with student folk.
> >
> >And that's when he learns how to snort a line of
> coke.
> >
> >Blow, that is. White gold. Nose candy.
> >
> >
> >The next thing you know there's a war in Vietnam.
> >
> >Kin folks say, "George, stay at home with Mom."
> >
> >Let the common people get maimed and scarred.
> >
> >We'll buy you a spot in the Texas Air Guard.
> >
> >Cushy, that is. Country clubs. Nose candy.
> >
> >Twenty years later George gets a little bored.
> >
> >He trades in the booze, says that Jesus is his Lord.
> >
> >He said, "Now the White House is the place I wanna
> be."
> >
> >So he called his daddy's friends and they called the
> GOP.
> >
> >Gun owners, that is. Falwell. Jesse Helms.
> >
> >
> >Come November 7, the election ran late.
> >
> >Kin folks said "Jeb, give the boy your state!"
> >
> >"Don't let those colored folks get into the polls."
> >
> >So they put up barricades so they couldn't punch
> their holes.
> >
> >Chads, that is. Duval County. Miami-Dade.
> >
> >
> >Before the votes were counted five Supremes stepped
> in.
> >
> >Told all the voters "Hey, we want George to win."
> >
> >"Stop counting votes!" was their solemn invocation.
> >
> >And that's how George finally got his coronation.
> >
> >Rigged, that is. Illegitimate. No moral authority.
> >
> >Y'all go vote now. Ya hear?
>

Laughing
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