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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2003 11:28 pm    Post subject: how to speak of the sexes. and be politically correct. Reply with quote

She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.

- She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is ORALLY
APPRECIATIVE.

- She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

- She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION
SUPERHIGHWAY.

- She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED
COMPANION.

- She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

- She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY
INCONVENIENCED.

- She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

- She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY
ENHANCED.

- She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

- She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.

- She does not have ! MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY
SUPERIOR.

- She is not a TWO BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

- He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID
GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

- He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES
ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

- He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

- He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY
DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.

- He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK-He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

- He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.

- He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.

- He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY
CHALLENGED
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 1:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

roflol Funny...

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