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PostPosted: Sun Jul 04, 2004 2:50 am    Post subject: How Old? Reply with quote

A passer-by noticed an old lady sitting on her front step: "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?"

"I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day", she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big jpint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends I pop a huge number of pills and do no exercise at all."

"This is absolutely amazing at your age!!!!", says the passer-by. "How old are you?"

"Twenty four"

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 04, 2004 7:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

thats it Im 24 Shocked

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 07, 2004 1:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think we will all be 24 Wink
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