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PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2004 2:17 pm    Post subject: hillbillies Reply with quote

These three fellas past this fence where a sow hog,[female pig,large], was hung in a fence. She was wiggling & squeeling & pitching a bitch.
The 1st. man said: " I wish that was Loretta Lynn".
The 2nd. says: " I wish that was Schania Twain".
The 3rd. says: " I wish it was dark".

My grand-paw acted just like a chicken. He would scratch around on the ground & peck the ground. He would cluck & strutt, flap his arms as if they were wings. I tell you just like a chicken.
The neighbors, a couple miles away, ask if we were going to carry him to the Doctor & get him fixed. We told them, HELL NO, we need the eggs too bad.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2004 5:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROFLMAO
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