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PostPosted: Fri May 21, 2004 2:32 pm    Post subject: Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. Reply with quote

Games you play when your older.

1. Sag, you're It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Musical recliners.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.
SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:

1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.
OLD IS WHEN:

1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't
have to go along.
3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!
6. A Friend Is Like A Good Bra.. Hard to Find, Supportive,
Comfortable, And Always Close To Your Heart!

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting
clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed
up in the first place!

When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping", now I just "chunky
dunk"

If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started
with something called labor!

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever
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PostPosted: Fri May 21, 2004 2:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL!! 'Chunky Dunk'!! LOL!! Laughing Laughing Laughing

i like it!!! LOL!!
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PostPosted: Fri May 21, 2004 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat May 22, 2004 4:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hahahahahaha, fat cells live for always. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat May 22, 2004 9:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked they do lol
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