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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2004 5:21 am    Post subject: FOR ALL YOU FREQUENT FLYERS Reply with quote

FOR ALL YOU FREQUENT FLYERS, HERE ARE SOME THINGS TO PONDER:

All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:

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On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants."

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On landing the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have."

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"Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."

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From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised."

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In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child pick your favorite.

"Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks are in the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before assisting children... or other adults acting like children."

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"As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.

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Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo,Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!"

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Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2004 8:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL!! Very Happy very good.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2004 11:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Funny Lilli! Laughing

On arrival to Amsterdam with Easy Jet the crew gave us the welcome and then informed us should we have any complaints we can forward them to www.ryanair.com.

Wink how thoughtful of them Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2004 10:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol-thanks for all the chuckles! u have perked up my afternoon! thanks-
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