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Pepper
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 10, 2003 3:22 pm    Post subject: Create your own conspiracy Reply with quote

http://conspiracytheory.warnerbros.com/cmp/matic.html
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 10, 2003 3:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Do you want to know the truth about Ferre? For 69 years, DEA has been suppressing information from you about Ferre and thus endangering the welfare of Europeans.

In august, 1972, Balkenende met with Arnold Swartzenegger in London to discuss war. As it happens, they engaged in fraude and ended up hatching a plan involving the industrials in Netherlands.

As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Hallifax and their ties to murder.

A report in Times Magazine was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in june of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in Interpol, various plummers, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Aschcroft. According to the report, passages in the book "The idiot" and lyrics in Jimmy Hendrix 's music point to a connection between these individuals and Ferre.

According to a spokesman at Times Magazine, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.

The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about Ferre any longer. Learn the truth!

Funny thing that is, hehe. Wink Very Happy
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The GanjaCat
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 10, 2003 5:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

FUNNY!

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Do you want to know the truth about The THC Ministries? For 104 years, Home office has been suppressing information from you about The THC Ministries and thus endangering the welfare of Buddists.

In April 1967, Margaret Thatcher met with Russell Crowe in BanKok to discuss Gay Cruising. As it happens, they engaged in Necrophilia and ended up hatching a plan involving the Spastics in Croatia.

As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Microsoft and their ties to Mass murder.

A report in Sunday Sport was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in December of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in Greenpeace, various Gynacologists, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Ozzy Osbourne. According to the report, passages in the book "Lord of the Rings" and lyrics in Freddie Mercury 's music point to a connection between these individuals and The THC Ministries.

According to a spokesman at Sunday Sport, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.

The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about The THC Ministries any longer. Learn the truth!
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 10, 2003 6:01 pm    Post subject: HUH???? Reply with quote

*shrugs* Rolling Eyes

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Do you want to know the truth about Urbanhog? For 26 years, Liberals has been suppressing information from you about Urbanhog and thus endangering the welfare of THC Ministry.

In December 2001, John Howard met with Sharon Stone in Brisbane to discuss Legalisation. As it happens, they engaged in parties and ended up hatching a plan involving the Peyote Munchers in Australia.

As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Microsoft and their ties to Cannabis Cultivation.

A report in Cannabis Culture was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in March of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in HEMP, various manager, and, perhaps not surprisingly, George Bush Jr.. According to the report, passages in the book "Budding Prospects" and lyrics in DJ Splatter 's music point to a connection between these individuals and Urbanhog.

According to a spokesman at Cannabis Culture, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.

The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about Urbanhog any longer. Learn the truth!

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2003 7:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Do you want to know the truth about Chazman? For 77 years, NRA has been suppressing information from you about Chazman and thus endangering the welfare of Freedom Fighters.

In September 1960, George Dubya met with Jesica Alba in Normal to discuss Legalization Of Marijuana. As it happens, they engaged in Marijuana and ended up hatching a plan involving the Pot Smokers in Cuba.

As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Exxon and their ties to Trafficking Narcotics.

A report in Cannabis Culture was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in July of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in N.O.R.M.L, various Karate Instructor, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Jessica Simpson. According to the report, passages in the book "The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test" and lyrics in Jerry Garcia 's music point to a connection between these individuals and Chazman.

According to a spokesman at Cannabis Culture, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.

The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about Chazman any longer. Learn the truth!


Hehe I like it. That was fun. Thanks for the link.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2003 10:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing funny one Laughing

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Do you want to know the truth about our snow? For 99 years, the ministry of tourism has been suppressing information from you about our snow and thus endangering the welfare of skiers.

In January 1999, Silvio Berlusconi met with Donnald Duck in Bern to discuss shortage of snow. As it happens, they engaged in eating ice-creams and ended up hatching a plan involving the skiers in Switzerland.

As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Nestle and their ties to stealing snow.

A report in Snow Today was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in May of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in Nestle Ice-cream LTD, various ski instructors, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Micky Mouse. According to the report, passages in the book "Snow White" and lyrics in Saint Paul Choir 's music point to a connection between these individuals and our snow.

According to a spokesman at Snow Today, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.

The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about our snow any longer. Learn the truth!

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