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David
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2003 9:03 am    Post subject: Cannabis Stupidfacation Reply with quote

HELP.
I have just read that if you smoke more than 2 spliffs a day you have a cannabis build up which leads to Cannabis Stupidfacation:

The only symptoms that I have found are:
1 You drive slower than most loonies on the road.
2 You take more precautions than most loonies on the road.
3 You don't understand the need for road rage.

What these symptoms lead on to God only knows, due to the fact that no experiments have been completed legally.
But most drivers said that they would not like to see heavy drug users crashing in the road.


Blair Stupidfacation:
A build up of American politics

Symptoms: You start wars with other countries because you know your right

Pope John Paul Stupidfaction:
A build up of God

Symptoms: To just nod your head and agree with what anyone is saying

Gandi Stupidfacation:
A build up of bliss

Symptoms: To walk around with a smile on your face wishing everyone peace and happiness [/u]
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indicaspice
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2003 5:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Rev. Chazman
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2003 7:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha its funny becuase it seems true sometimes Laughing Good one

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David
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2003 8:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

indicaspice wrote:
grins



God actually sat back on the seventh day and said "I have made all these wonderful creations and I now just want to chill out"!!!! "I know I'll make some weed for everyone"!!! Very Happy
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