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PostPosted: Mon Jun 21, 2004 11:57 pm    Post subject: Bush Joke Reply with quote

Author Unknown wrote:
How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a
lightbulb?

The Answer is SEVEN:
(1) One to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced,

(2) one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone
who has questions about the lightbulb,

(3) one to blame the previous administration for the need
of a new lightbulb,

(4) one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to
have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs,

(5) one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out
how to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a lightbulb,

(6) one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the
lightbulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag,

(7) and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a
lightbulb and screwing the country. --



hehe, they forgot (8 ) one to explain Bush what a 'lightbulb' actually is.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2004 11:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Most of his followers would not see the need for lightbulbs Ferre, they already think the sun shines out of his arse. Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2004 3:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2004 3:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You Guys...... your not supposed to make fun of retarded people.
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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